Friday 14 December 2007

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This bogging lark could well become too addictive; a few hours into setting up my account and I find myself tapping away at my computer again ((I really don’t have the time at the moment… I just don’t)) but I feel an uncontrollable need to write about myself! Has my ego gone into hyper drive? This is strange coming from a person who is intensely private and proudly introvert. What could be the end product of this self indulgence? Will I dump my day job a few months from now? Wake up most days midday, wearing sunglasses when it is cloudy outside and address my peers as “man” and think everything is just cool whilst listening to that crazy Rock and Roll music?

No, a few rules I think…

1.Objective views of the world… my Blog will concern the current affairs and politics of the day; Sorry to disappoint, but no juicy personal or celeb gossip to be found in this house, just the wild grunting sounds of the leviathan political beastie! (Well more actually like the random mumbling sounds of a small marsupial creature with a wet pouch).

2.Intelligent Discourse…(looks up “discourse” in dictionary) yes intelligent discourse.

3.A leftwing Bias…

Q: why that’s unfair Sir! And you have already contradicted yourself since you are not being objective Sir!

Ans: Ohhh fuck off you fictional Tory ba*terd of my imagination!! Its my bloody Blog and I will say what I like, what do you think this is! Berkshire!!

Yes intelligent Discourse

Thursday 13 December 2007

i!i!i!i!iWelcome--->>>

The world apparently ended on the 31st of October 2007, according to a TV program I was watching the other night about a mad American religious cult (no not the Republican Party) in New Mexico, USA. I managed to stay awake through 45 minutes of the one hour long documentary; just curios to see if the polygamous cult leader was really the second messiah, you can never be to sure about polygamous cult leaders' ;). To cut a long one short… I never found out (due to my appetite for sleepiness) if the world really did end on the 31st of October 2007! Being over worked and under paid (like all Debt indentured employees on planet earth)… I decided instead to start my own Blog (recording the moments as they happen); I thought it would be good to keep an eye on these sort of things.

Anyhow… welcome to my Blog, pull up chair, pour yourself a drink and make your self very comfortable :)