I doubt it was the first time that the dirty old mare had been Prodded with a stick!

However the question remains, who exactly would want to touch her, even with a very very long stick?

Police inquires continue…

Wanted Dead or Alive!! €6 billion!

This little shit was spotted in the early hours of a Monday Morning at a Hull job Centre goading and gobing off to single mothers and disabled people with lies and taunts concerning Budget deficits and cuts to benefits. Staff at the job centre challenged Mr Osborne asking him to leave quietly, since they were very busy! At this point Mr Osborne chucked his can of special brew at staff and let loose a whole torrent of abuse at both Staff and Job seekers… “you wait and see ya Fecking peasants! By the time me and my mate Dave are finished with ya pubic sector pensions and benefits! you will all be indentured and chained to a Tesco fecking work house and we will be eating cake with me Banker Mates in the city! …”

Mr Osborne was last spotted Tuesday afternoon wearing a ginger afro wig and speeding down the M1 towards London in his red Porsche blasting out Brian Ferry’s greatest hits on his pimped up car stereo system.

Members of the public are urged to approach Mr Osborne with extreme caution, if in doubt contact your local economist or statistician.

Blast! Clegg you twit! now we have a Tory government!

perhaps some art therapy for these troubled times...

Dear Nick Clegg

If you form a coalition government with the Tories then it just goes to show what a farce our political process has become. How can a pro European party join with these right wing fanatics? and i have yet to meet a liberal Democrat who is not to the left of New Labour... feeling isolated now? wait until the next general election... if you do not form a coalition government with labour your political party will decline as your core supporters finally lose their voice and the political landscape in the country takes a nasty lurch to the right... i am not a nationalist...but even i understand that this is not in the national interest!

However, you really need to understand the political and indeed the legal interests of May the 6th 2010. At present the Murdock media is being white washed with hollow jingoistic spin about forming a strong government on all sides…is the UK really under siege? Or is this just the last chuck of the dice from a desperate Tory party that has lacked any type of substance apart from a desire to gain power and keep power? They have no values only self-interest … the government they would form is moribund. There simplistic endemic mentality has already proven they are a plump and easy target on the European and international stage… they are an absolute liability if anything.

George Osborne as chancellor of the exchequer! Does this bode well in the mind of the average Liberal Democrat voter? “get real” Nick, he is child and hier to Thatcherism. You have a legal obligation to look closely at the people who voted for you in this election and not to reinforce the dysfunctional first past the post Victorian voting system by giving it further legal legitimacy and forming a Tory anti European pro war government … and who knows… it might turn out best for the national interest?

If you are serious about proportional representation and taking the real (legitimate) narrative of this election…then you know what must be done... time to show some steal.



Paul of Medway