Sunday 20 June 2010

Wanted Dead or Alive!! €6 billion!



This little shit was spotted in the early hours of a Monday Morning at a Hull job Centre goading and gobing off to single mothers and disabled people with lies and taunts concerning Budget deficits and cuts to benefits. Staff at the job centre challenged Mr Osborne asking him to leave quietly, since they were very busy! At this point Mr Osborne chucked his can of special brew at staff and let loose a whole torrent of abuse at both Staff and Job seekers… “you wait and see ya Fecking peasants! By the time me and my mate Dave are finished with ya pubic sector pensions and benefits! you will all be indentured and chained to a Tesco fecking work house and we will be eating cake with me Banker Mates in the city! …”

Mr Osborne was last spotted Tuesday afternoon wearing a ginger afro wig and speeding down the M1 towards London in his red Porsche blasting out Brian Ferry’s greatest hits on his pimped up car stereo system.

Members of the public are urged to approach Mr Osborne with extreme caution, if in doubt contact your local economist or statistician.

Sunday 6 June 2010

Blast! Clegg you twit! now we have a Tory government!


perhaps some art therapy for these troubled times...