However the question remains, who exactly would want to touch her, even with a very very long stick?
Police inquires continue…
Sunday, 12 December 2010
I doubt it was the first time that the dirty old mare had been Prodded with a stick!
However the question remains, who exactly would want to touch her, even with a very very long stick?
Police inquires continue…
Sunday, 20 June 2010
Wanted Dead or Alive!! €6 billion!
This little shit was spotted in the early hours of a Monday Morning at a Hull job Centre goading and gobing off to single mothers and disabled people with lies and taunts concerning Budget deficits and cuts to benefits. Staff at the job centre challenged Mr Osborne asking him to leave quietly, since they were very busy! At this point Mr Osborne chucked his can of special brew at staff and let loose a whole torrent of abuse at both Staff and Job seekers… “you wait and see ya Fecking peasants! By the time me and my mate Dave are finished with ya pubic sector pensions and benefits! you will all be indentured and chained to a Tesco fecking work house and we will be eating cake with me Banker Mates in the city! …”
Mr Osborne was last spotted Tuesday afternoon wearing a ginger afro wig and speeding down the M1 towards London in his red Porsche blasting out Brian Ferry’s greatest hits on his pimped up car stereo system.
Members of the public are urged to approach Mr Osborne with extreme caution, if in doubt contact your local economist or statistician.
Sunday, 6 June 2010
Blast! Clegg you twit! now we have a Tory government!
perhaps some art therapy for these troubled times...
Friday, 7 May 2010
Dear Nick Clegg
If you form a coalition government with the Tories then it just goes to show what a farce our political process has become. How can a pro European party join with these right wing fanatics? and i have yet to meet a liberal Democrat who is not to the left of New Labour... feeling isolated now? wait until the next general election... if you do not form a coalition government with labour your political party will decline as your core supporters finally lose their voice and the political landscape in the country takes a nasty lurch to the right... i am not a nationalist...but even i understand that this is not in the national interest!
However, you really need to understand the political and indeed the legal interests of May the 6th 2010. At present the Murdock media is being white washed with hollow jingoistic spin about forming a strong government on all sides…is the UK really under siege? Or is this just the last chuck of the dice from a desperate Tory party that has lacked any type of substance apart from a desire to gain power and keep power? They have no values only self-interest … the government they would form is moribund. There simplistic endemic mentality has already proven they are a plump and easy target on the European and international stage… they are an absolute liability if anything.
George Osborne as chancellor of the exchequer! Does this bode well in the mind of the average Liberal Democrat voter? “get real” Nick, he is child and hier to Thatcherism. You have a legal obligation to look closely at the people who voted for you in this election and not to reinforce the dysfunctional first past the post Victorian voting system by giving it further legal legitimacy and forming a Tory anti European pro war government … and who knows… it might turn out best for the national interest?
If you are serious about proportional representation and taking the real (legitimate) narrative of this election…then you know what must be done... time to show some steal.
Paul of Medway
However, you really need to understand the political and indeed the legal interests of May the 6th 2010. At present the Murdock media is being white washed with hollow jingoistic spin about forming a strong government on all sides…is the UK really under siege? Or is this just the last chuck of the dice from a desperate Tory party that has lacked any type of substance apart from a desire to gain power and keep power? They have no values only self-interest … the government they would form is moribund. There simplistic endemic mentality has already proven they are a plump and easy target on the European and international stage… they are an absolute liability if anything.
George Osborne as chancellor of the exchequer! Does this bode well in the mind of the average Liberal Democrat voter? “get real” Nick, he is child and hier to Thatcherism. You have a legal obligation to look closely at the people who voted for you in this election and not to reinforce the dysfunctional first past the post Victorian voting system by giving it further legal legitimacy and forming a Tory anti European pro war government … and who knows… it might turn out best for the national interest?
If you are serious about proportional representation and taking the real (legitimate) narrative of this election…then you know what must be done... time to show some steal.
Paul of Medway
Wednesday, 27 May 2009
Is this the Blandest and most Non-Imaginative man in Milton Keynes?
I have had a good chuckle today (I will latter whip myself for penance) Reading the Guardian Articles by David Cameron on Progressive Conservatism – I thought at the very least he was a political researcher and might have some gravity on the ‘policy thing’, well I am comforted to find that ‘Progressive Conservatism’ has about as much whack as…
Yes plenty of sound bites in Mr Cameron’s speech; looks like we can expect ‘Massive Redistributions of Power’ as politicians and Whitehall officials are going to be whipped into place for the honest British public; And I thought he wanted to be elected into Government, but he might be running for editor chief at the Tory Telegraph? Hmm, I wonder if Mr Cameron has been watching the re-runs of ‘Yes Minister’ on TV Gold, because he sounds like Jim Hacker at the Ministry of Administrative Affairs, bloated and farcical.
And yes, we can also expect the ‘End of the State Monopoly on Education’ Ohh Goody Goody Gum drops! Obviously it is the mad neurotic parents obsessed with league tables who have a clear understanding on the issues involved in education and ergo should be making all of the important decisions, not some pragmatic and objective local government educationalist who might have both knowledge and many years of experience in these matters – am I going mad? Surely it is reasonable to any sane person (i.e. not parents obsessed with school league Tables)
Most parents actually don’t have a clue about education! In fact, Local Government should educating Parents how to be Parents; because Half of all cohabiting and married different sex couples (only have kids) because the other half of all cohabiting and married different sex couples are having kids! And they don’t want to feel missed out (its pathetic! and I do feel really sorry for kids today... how do they deal with parenting egos?) – well at least in the Victorian days…they sent them out to work ;)
Then (he) goes on to say… ‘ Any parent who isn't happy with the education their child is receiving can send their child to a new school ‘ – So Pushy Parents can knock their kids piller to post whilst they dabble with their fancy about what constitutes education? Excuse me, has anyone stopped to think how the kids might feel before they are ripped from their friends and peers and displaced into “any suitably qualified organization” what? like a Ronald McDonalds School Mr Cameron?
Viva La Reviotion!! Dark days ahead...
Yes plenty of sound bites in Mr Cameron’s speech; looks like we can expect ‘Massive Redistributions of Power’ as politicians and Whitehall officials are going to be whipped into place for the honest British public; And I thought he wanted to be elected into Government, but he might be running for editor chief at the Tory Telegraph? Hmm, I wonder if Mr Cameron has been watching the re-runs of ‘Yes Minister’ on TV Gold, because he sounds like Jim Hacker at the Ministry of Administrative Affairs, bloated and farcical.
And yes, we can also expect the ‘End of the State Monopoly on Education’ Ohh Goody Goody Gum drops! Obviously it is the mad neurotic parents obsessed with league tables who have a clear understanding on the issues involved in education and ergo should be making all of the important decisions, not some pragmatic and objective local government educationalist who might have both knowledge and many years of experience in these matters – am I going mad? Surely it is reasonable to any sane person (i.e. not parents obsessed with school league Tables)
Most parents actually don’t have a clue about education! In fact, Local Government should educating Parents how to be Parents; because Half of all cohabiting and married different sex couples (only have kids) because the other half of all cohabiting and married different sex couples are having kids! And they don’t want to feel missed out (its pathetic! and I do feel really sorry for kids today... how do they deal with parenting egos?) – well at least in the Victorian days…they sent them out to work ;)
Then (he) goes on to say… ‘ Any parent who isn't happy with the education their child is receiving can send their child to a new school ‘ – So Pushy Parents can knock their kids piller to post whilst they dabble with their fancy about what constitutes education? Excuse me, has anyone stopped to think how the kids might feel before they are ripped from their friends and peers and displaced into “any suitably qualified organization” what? like a Ronald McDonalds School Mr Cameron?
Viva La Reviotion!! Dark days ahead...
Sunday, 24 May 2009
Back to the Planet Blog!
Reader! Has it really been a year since our last love affair? I have Given Paul of Medway a new Face and colour coordinated shoes to dance; I hope the appearance is pleasant to the eye and the dialog tuneful to the mind.
I Have been a studious law student for the last 12 months, hacking away in the library and clocking in the 12 hour Night shifts at the local District General Hospital – Alas, absolutely no time for living and certainly no time for Bloging either. But as my days grow lighter and my academic study becomes shorter, I now find that I may have some extra time on my hands…
Instead of doing something really usefull and positive like reinvigortae my twice dead social life or start up a sanctuary for poorly hedgehogs with tunnel vision and vertigo – I thought I would coil up back into my warm hole of a Blog, and then vent some merry spleen onto the crule world, in which we are all born... violently, bloody and clueless.
Paul of Medway also has a new agenda, it looks like the UK might be (done in) for a real Tory Government (the last decade of Neo Labour has been a mere warm up) the gates of Mordor are finally about to open – all good creatures must take up arms against the dark towers of Notting Hill – lets Do some Class War!
A few good bargains were struck to get Neo Labour into power – one of which was the minimum wage; Arch Tories have not so easily forgotten that bitter blow! And the subsequent unfruitful lies about UK plc becoming dysfunctional have not come about since a red line was drawn under exploitation. But the chess pieces have now began to start moving on the board again…
The introduction of the Employment Opportunities Bill by Tory Christopher Chopes reveals the draconian wheels that will always turn in the Tory party mindset – this vile legislation would seek to undermine the minimum wage under the guise of some liberal pretence about offering flexibility and choice to employers during the economic down turn! The Private members bill was defeated on the second reading on the 17th of May, but it is still disheartening that the legislation even got this close to the statute book. The ball will start rolling again, this was only the first round.
I still remember the early 1990s, leaving school with worthless qualifications and entering into a melted down industrial employment market, to work for money grabbing agencies in factories and warehouses, earning below £3.00 per hour! Go on Tories, pass your crappy legislation and polarize this generation, in the next ten years when we have you on your knees again, it will be the guillotine for the old relics of the Twentieth Century.
Wage Concern
I Have been a studious law student for the last 12 months, hacking away in the library and clocking in the 12 hour Night shifts at the local District General Hospital – Alas, absolutely no time for living and certainly no time for Bloging either. But as my days grow lighter and my academic study becomes shorter, I now find that I may have some extra time on my hands…
Instead of doing something really usefull and positive like reinvigortae my twice dead social life or start up a sanctuary for poorly hedgehogs with tunnel vision and vertigo – I thought I would coil up back into my warm hole of a Blog, and then vent some merry spleen onto the crule world, in which we are all born... violently, bloody and clueless.
Paul of Medway also has a new agenda, it looks like the UK might be (done in) for a real Tory Government (the last decade of Neo Labour has been a mere warm up) the gates of Mordor are finally about to open – all good creatures must take up arms against the dark towers of Notting Hill – lets Do some Class War!
A few good bargains were struck to get Neo Labour into power – one of which was the minimum wage; Arch Tories have not so easily forgotten that bitter blow! And the subsequent unfruitful lies about UK plc becoming dysfunctional have not come about since a red line was drawn under exploitation. But the chess pieces have now began to start moving on the board again…
The introduction of the Employment Opportunities Bill by Tory Christopher Chopes reveals the draconian wheels that will always turn in the Tory party mindset – this vile legislation would seek to undermine the minimum wage under the guise of some liberal pretence about offering flexibility and choice to employers during the economic down turn! The Private members bill was defeated on the second reading on the 17th of May, but it is still disheartening that the legislation even got this close to the statute book. The ball will start rolling again, this was only the first round.
I still remember the early 1990s, leaving school with worthless qualifications and entering into a melted down industrial employment market, to work for money grabbing agencies in factories and warehouses, earning below £3.00 per hour! Go on Tories, pass your crappy legislation and polarize this generation, in the next ten years when we have you on your knees again, it will be the guillotine for the old relics of the Twentieth Century.
Wage Concern
Friday, 18 July 2008
The problem with this country is....
That it is filled with people who write books about how to avoid paying property tax ...
And the people who buy these books and then write raving reviews on Amazon.co.uk about their dishonest dealings...
its about time the gutter press (Daily Mail) stopped attacking people on low incomes who get small amounts of social security. And yet we always hear from chorus of middle class Twats whaling about how it's the people in the middle who PAYE for everyone else! Best not mention the tax breaks, free education and wonderful National Health Service the (old) middle classes of England have benefited from over the last 60 years! And still they do not like paying for these state subsidised services (anyone for some cake?)
Rearrange this phrase into a logical order...
troft! your snouts Pigs get out of the
As the following reviewer likes to articulate about her purchase of... "how to avoid property tax?"
They have no honor…
And the people who buy these books and then write raving reviews on Amazon.co.uk about their dishonest dealings...
its about time the gutter press (Daily Mail) stopped attacking people on low incomes who get small amounts of social security. And yet we always hear from chorus of middle class Twats whaling about how it's the people in the middle who PAYE for everyone else! Best not mention the tax breaks, free education and wonderful National Health Service the (old) middle classes of England have benefited from over the last 60 years! And still they do not like paying for these state subsidised services (anyone for some cake?)
Rearrange this phrase into a logical order...
troft! your snouts Pigs get out of the
As the following reviewer likes to articulate about her purchase of... "how to avoid property tax?"
This book really has been indispensable for us over the last few months. My husband and I made the decision last year to buy several properties, with the hope that eventually these would provide a good income when we retire. After seeking some advice we went ahead but neither of us knew much about the tax side of things.
How to Avoid Property Tax has helped us out on so many different matters, and must have saved us a fortune already in consultancy fees and tax. Particularly useful, I found, was the large amount of information explaining all the expenses we can claim against our tax - the list is huge.
Thankfully we have now got all our affairs under control, and running smoothly. We are considering venturing into commercial property to a limited extent, and again this book has proven hugely helpful.
It really does come very highly recommended, due to the wide range of tax issues covered and the high level of detail the author has crammed into each chapter. It is very well written and easy to understand - which is always good for people like me who have no prior experience in these matters!
Many Thanks.
They have no honor…
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